Ha , i just love these. For all the guys that pick up girls on the computer !
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call when I fell in love
Whats cooking, good looking?
Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!
Do you know cpr? Cause you just took my breath away!
If you were a burger at mcdonalds, they would call you the "MCGORGEOUS"
Im not fred flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!
Do you have a bandaid? Cause I just fell for you!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because with a face like yours you must be an angel.
Are you from Tennesse? Because your the only ten-i-see
Are you from Mississippi? Because your the only miss-i-see
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
Do u have a library card? Cause I wanna check u out!
I lost My Teddy Bear...Can I sleep With You?
Can I have your phone number? I lost mine.
Do you know karate cause your body's kickin
Did heaven just fall? or Did I look into your eyes?
Do you believe in love at first sight cause I can walk by again
Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants
Is Your Father a Baker? Cause Your Buns are Hott!
Are you a cashier? Cause I see you checkin me out.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.
If I look the way you look when you walk, I'd walk everywhere I went.
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Hey, I know you! You were Miss USA last year, weren't you?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
Were you in Boy(or Girl) Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Cause you're making the other women look really bad.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Excuse me... Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?